A joke

[amycando]

I have a joke to tell here, It was told to me by my Jewish friend (I specify that because it is a jewish joke)

What is the difference between jello and a Jewish Girl?












Answer: Jello wiggles when you eat it.

[anirbas]

*you silly goose*

perhaps, the joke creator...
did not inspire wiggles from anything but jello...

cacklegigglesnortsnickerhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...

[soulfir3]

lol.. good joke. Do you mind if I share mine ? ~ Soul


Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers, and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching".



MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are stupid, and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

[DavidMc]

One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets Saint Peter himself. Saint Peter says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Peter, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." Saint Peter stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident, and all of them go to heaven. Again, Saint Peter is there to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer, "All our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from the cat, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so that we don't have to run anymore?" Saint Peter says, "Say no more" and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later, Saint Peter stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow. Saint Peter gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you got here?" The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are the best!"....

[anirbas]

roflmao at your joke S'fir...the all men are men line sent me into the cackle zone...

your's had me giggling, Chief...

a joke thread...great idea, ACD! pity, i have nothing funny to say or share, here...

other than to say...I'm LMAO reading in here...

thanks for that! Nir

[soulfir3]

NB - this is not meant offensively in anyway, whatsoever..

~ Soul

The Loving Husband...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

[DavidMc]

;D