Post by anirbas on Sept 25, 2007 0:21:12 GMT -6
E's the best first mate a captain ever had,
always early, not and never late, e's so good, e's bad!
Cool as a cucumber, as needed at the helm,
nothing ever does the young man, overwhelm.
Captain Rondizzle dotes on him.
Who could blame her? That boy, he can swim!
Sometimes, quiet as ice melting in the sun;
but hiring more boys for the crew, he does shun!
Vociferously vocally, I might add and did, as this is what he said:
"Hire some more wimmen, Cap'n! They won't be a slackin'!
And if you do, this man will never be caught nappin'.
Aye, more wimmen on board and I'll never be bored!"
The entire crew, thinks there's nothing he can't do.
Why, 'e could stand on 'is 'ead and tie 'is shoe!
Tirelessly, he does work without a single grimace or quirk!
Never seen a task the young man does shirk!
[But, we've as yet, to see 'em eat coleslaw!]
Here on the good ship, christened as Tramlaw.
'E can put away Kolaches and Bacon Burgers.
Don't come between him and his food as there might be murders!
Who is this fearless, peerless one, you might ask?
Tireless with energy we should bottle and sell in a flask?
Why, e's Master Thorntizzle, conceived and born at sea,
not in a barn...But, it's possible, he was raised in one--a barn.
Cap'n Rondizzle and the crew, I tell you, think the world of him!
'Cause e's no Gilligan and he loves being around quim...
always early, not and never late, e's so good, e's bad!
Cool as a cucumber, as needed at the helm,
nothing ever does the young man, overwhelm.
Captain Rondizzle dotes on him.
Who could blame her? That boy, he can swim!
Sometimes, quiet as ice melting in the sun;
but hiring more boys for the crew, he does shun!
Vociferously vocally, I might add and did, as this is what he said:
"Hire some more wimmen, Cap'n! They won't be a slackin'!
And if you do, this man will never be caught nappin'.
Aye, more wimmen on board and I'll never be bored!"
The entire crew, thinks there's nothing he can't do.
Why, 'e could stand on 'is 'ead and tie 'is shoe!
Tirelessly, he does work without a single grimace or quirk!
Never seen a task the young man does shirk!
[But, we've as yet, to see 'em eat coleslaw!]
Here on the good ship, christened as Tramlaw.
'E can put away Kolaches and Bacon Burgers.
Don't come between him and his food as there might be murders!
Who is this fearless, peerless one, you might ask?
Tireless with energy we should bottle and sell in a flask?
Why, e's Master Thorntizzle, conceived and born at sea,
not in a barn...But, it's possible, he was raised in one--a barn.
Cap'n Rondizzle and the crew, I tell you, think the world of him!
'Cause e's no Gilligan and he loves being around quim...
