What Cuss Words Really Mean (JOKE)

[preciousangel]

what cuss words really mean
Lying to Your Child..Fucks You over! (Read This)
Nightmare*

The mom calls the husband a "bastard"

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"

and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit"


and billy said "Dad, whats shit"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"


and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"

"Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"

[anirbas]

ggglggglgggl...I've heard this one, many years ago...But, you just cracked me up sideways with laughter, reminding me of it...

[nimbusGLOW]

giggle giggle giggle ... clap clap clap !


'Presh', I remember another version of this joke
from quite a few years ago. But your version here
is funnier by a huge margin. Trust me, you got some
of the best jokes I think I've ever heard anywhere.
hint hint ... so ya got any more, Hon ?