Newest Bride

[anirbas]

Oh, Bluebeard was known both far and wide
for being a rich mother fucker
that had taken many a young bride.
And been a widower, just as many times.

Til, today that is...

Today, Bluebeard has risen
with blood smeared across his face
crusted in his beard and his moustache.
Clutching a gaping gash in his ample side
maneuvering the stairs with a nasty limp.
No, he didn't look very pimp this morning!

Certainly didn't...
Looked like he was croaking.
I am not a-joking.

Appears his newest bride has put Bluebeard in his place.
With a trusty baseball bat and a butcher knife!!!!

[anirbas]

To be read, kind of like you're singing the words, to whatever beat you hear in your own head...

[phantasm]

Traditional marriage is not very good at reigning in human desires
One man, one woman, bound for life. Willingly?
You had better love your other half like nothing else in the universe.

Otherwise.................................


Serial monogamy gives us many lives in the game of love
But choose poorly often enough and your bad decisions
will bring you to an ignominious end.