Limerick

[roadrunner3]

There once was a man named Sebastian
Who on winning the Lotto, he cashed in,
But while leaving the bank
His fortunes they sank
He was found two days later...head bashed in.

[DavidMc]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[roadrunner3]

There once was a young man named Vick
Who in dogs much preferred the Blue Tick
But being a big louse
And stuck in the big house
Vick's wounds the Blue Tick just can't lick.

[anirbas]

darkly humorous limericks, Runner! got more??

[roadrunner3]

Thank you Sabrina, and since you asked:

There once was a girl named Sabrina
Who worked at the local marina
She peddled in worms
And all things that squirm
As "The Queen of the Wriggling Arena".

(or should that be GIGGLING arena?) ;D ;D ;D

[roadrunner3]

There once was a young man named Chuck
Who dreamed of shooting a buck
While aiming his gun
The glare of the sun
Ensured Chuck with this buck no luck.
Shucks.

[DavidMc]

This is great fun RR3 ;D ;D

[roadrunner3]

Thanks David, these certainly are all in fun.
If you think I'm skating on thin ice with any of
these, please let me know.

[anirbas]

I think they are hehehelarious, including the one with my name in it!!!!

There once was a guy named Runner.
He liked to jog fall, winter, spring and summer.
Worried he was about skating on thin ice,
but we all just thought him rather nice
and gifted with a jolly sense of humor!

[roadrunner3]

Thank you Sabrina!

[anirbas]

[roadrunner3]

There once was a Sister Ambrosias,
Who never ate pig, she boasted,
But one day she ate pork,
Undercooked, with a fork,
Now Sister has cysticercosis.

There once was a man named McDavid
Whose ego was never inflated
A marvelous dude
Who never was rude
He poetry boards orchestrated!

There once was a young girl named Sam
Who was sometimes mistook for a man
But when puberty came
It was made very plain
By a certain effect of the glands!

There once was a school girl named Leah,
Who tornadic-like drove in her Kia,
With a whoosh and a WHAM
Then a bash and a BAM
And many more onomatopoeia.

[anirbas]

roadrunner3 said:

There once was a Sister Ambrosias,
Who never ate pig, she boasted,
But one day she ate pork,
Undercooked, with a fork,
Now Sister has cysticercosis.

There once was a man named McDavid
Whose ego was never inflated
A marvelous dude
Who never was rude
He poetry boards orchestrated!

There once was a young girl named Sam
Who was sometimes mistook for a man
But when puberty came
It was made very plain
By a certain effect of the glands!

There once was a school girl named Leah,
Who tornadic-like drove in her Kia,
With a whoosh and a WHAM
Then a bash and a BAM
And many more onomatopoeia.

ggglggglggglggglgiggliciously good!!!!!!!!!!!

got more?

um...that McDavid dude sounds familiar...

[darkness0within]

There was a man we called Don,
Who wanted others to give up the bomb,
When he told others his plan,
To have a nuclear ban,
Many buttons were pushed. And now we're all gone.

[anirbas]

What fun to see someone has been inspired to add to this thread, Darkness!

[darkness0within]

There was a man from New York,
Who as a politician just knew how to talk,
Of all the things he could do,
To help me an you,
But once he'd finished lining his pockets. He walked.

[darkness0within]

And now a pandemic is here,
As the population walk round in fear,
So what really matters?
As the fat cats get fatter,
To most the answer is clear.