Post by chitcyn on Sept 25, 2006 11:22:53 GMT -6
FINEST QUOTES TO LIVE BY...
FUNNIEST QUOTES TO PASS BY...
"This is a celebration of individual freedom, not of homosexuality. No government has the rights to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody."
-BROWN, R.
"We had gay burglars the other night, they broke in and rearranged the furnitures"
-ROBIN WILLIAMS
"College isn't a place to go for ideas."
-KELLER
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on a metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."
-WOODY ALLEN
"There is no end, there is no beginning, there's only the infinite passions of life."
-FELLINI
"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."
-ZSA ZSA GABOR
"Do not be concerned about being old; be concerned about a mind which is old."
-CHINESE PROVERB
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age"
-LUCILLE BALL
"The family is more sacred than the state"
-POPE PIUS XI
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city"
-GEORGE BURNS
"Travel gives a character of experience to our knowledge, and brings the figures on the tablet of memory into strong relief"
-TUCKERMAN
"I get to go to many overseas places, like Canada"
-BRITNEY SPEARS
"Wise men never sit and wail their loss, but cheerily seek how to redress their harms."
-SHAKESPEARE
"Whoever said, 'its not whether you win or lose that counts' probably lost"
-MARTINA NAVRATILOVA
"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart."
-SWIFT
"Whoever said, 'money can't buy happiness' simply didn't know where to go shopping"
-BO DEREK
"Drugs are not always necessary, but belief in recovery always is."
-CORDERO
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know, because I've done it thousands of times."
-MARK TWAIN
"If more of us valued food, and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a
merrier world."
-TOLKIEN
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday, and said 'I like some fries'...the girl at the counter said, 'would you like some fries with that?'..."
-JAY LENO
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt within the heart.
-KELLER
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep
enough. What do you want? an adorable pancreas?"
-JEAN KERR
Chitcyn's Hoot Quotes:
"in my country, not reading poetry is a national pastime."
"never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether."
"do unto others before they do unto you."
"laugh with a person of good humour, don't laugh at a person who is unglamour"
"good fate comes your way...a brush combs your hair."
"I am kind of paranoiac...in return, I suspect people who plot to make me happy."
" good poetry is a nice feed to one's soul
good art is to one's sight,
a sexy figure to a guy's eyes,
and laughter is....the best...stretch of cheek muscles"
-CYNTHIA A.
a.k.a. chitcyn
46, looks 36, thinks 66, feels 26
FUNNIEST QUOTES TO PASS BY...
"This is a celebration of individual freedom, not of homosexuality. No government has the rights to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody."
-BROWN, R.
"We had gay burglars the other night, they broke in and rearranged the furnitures"
-ROBIN WILLIAMS
"College isn't a place to go for ideas."
-KELLER
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on a metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."
-WOODY ALLEN
"There is no end, there is no beginning, there's only the infinite passions of life."
-FELLINI
"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."
-ZSA ZSA GABOR
"Do not be concerned about being old; be concerned about a mind which is old."
-CHINESE PROVERB
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age"
-LUCILLE BALL
"The family is more sacred than the state"
-POPE PIUS XI
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city"
-GEORGE BURNS
"Travel gives a character of experience to our knowledge, and brings the figures on the tablet of memory into strong relief"
-TUCKERMAN
"I get to go to many overseas places, like Canada"
-BRITNEY SPEARS
"Wise men never sit and wail their loss, but cheerily seek how to redress their harms."
-SHAKESPEARE
"Whoever said, 'its not whether you win or lose that counts' probably lost"
-MARTINA NAVRATILOVA
"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart."
-SWIFT
"Whoever said, 'money can't buy happiness' simply didn't know where to go shopping"
-BO DEREK
"Drugs are not always necessary, but belief in recovery always is."
-CORDERO
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know, because I've done it thousands of times."
-MARK TWAIN
"If more of us valued food, and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a
merrier world."
-TOLKIEN
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday, and said 'I like some fries'...the girl at the counter said, 'would you like some fries with that?'..."
-JAY LENO
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt within the heart.
-KELLER
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep
enough. What do you want? an adorable pancreas?"
-JEAN KERR
Chitcyn's Hoot Quotes:
"in my country, not reading poetry is a national pastime."
"never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether."
"do unto others before they do unto you."
"laugh with a person of good humour, don't laugh at a person who is unglamour"
"good fate comes your way...a brush combs your hair."
"I am kind of paranoiac...in return, I suspect people who plot to make me happy."
" good poetry is a nice feed to one's soul
good art is to one's sight,
a sexy figure to a guy's eyes,
and laughter is....the best...stretch of cheek muscles"
-CYNTHIA A.
a.k.a. chitcyn
46, looks 36, thinks 66, feels 26
