Post by anirbas on May 27, 2013 17:41:59 GMT -6
Ye willing to step out
on a wing and a prayer
Oh, come ye believers
in miracles through
the doors of the Church
of the Methotrexate.
Bring your joints
afire here in
and may ye,
find healing
without
adverse
reactions
Cures
are always
double edged
swords...Which
is why one must believe
in all possibility
be willing to take seven
league boots leaps of faith, even...
Open your mouth, here's your wafer,
only in this church, it's six pills
you wash down with a big glass
of water not wine, as the liver
can barely handle the holy ghost
you just ingested via The Methotrexate.
Prepare to sit back. You ain't going nowhere,
no way, now...Driving or operating machinery
is not an option. Chill. Just sit back and let the pills
work the miraculous mission they've been sent on...
Not to mention, feeling like you downed a gallon of vino...
Or two, or three, or four...But, with this...
No dishonorable puking in the floor...
Chill. Sit back and let the magic pills do their work...
Bringing the power of the healing. Bringing the Power
of the Healing. Bringing. The. Power. Of. The. Healing.
You know you've been saved, when the Preacher
in The Church of Methotrexate, your specialist says,
"Safe! Your own special brand of disease,
is in remission! Now, let us pray,
you still have a liver...haha
For that, that is in God's hands..."
Oh, come all ye faithful
Ye willing to step out
on a wing and a prayer
Oh, come ye believers
in miracles through
the doors of the Church
of the Methotrexate.
Bring your joints
afire here in
and may ye,
find healing
without
adverse
reactions
on a wing and a prayer
Oh, come ye believers
in miracles through
the doors of the Church
of the Methotrexate.
Bring your joints
afire here in
and may ye,
find healing
without
adverse
reactions
Cures
are always
double edged
swords...Which
is why one must believe
in all possibility
be willing to take seven
league boots leaps of faith, even...
Open your mouth, here's your wafer,
only in this church, it's six pills
you wash down with a big glass
of water not wine, as the liver
can barely handle the holy ghost
you just ingested via The Methotrexate.
Prepare to sit back. You ain't going nowhere,
no way, now...Driving or operating machinery
is not an option. Chill. Just sit back and let the pills
work the miraculous mission they've been sent on...
Not to mention, feeling like you downed a gallon of vino...
Or two, or three, or four...But, with this...
No dishonorable puking in the floor...
Chill. Sit back and let the magic pills do their work...
Bringing the power of the healing. Bringing the Power
of the Healing. Bringing. The. Power. Of. The. Healing.
You know you've been saved, when the Preacher
in The Church of Methotrexate, your specialist says,
"Safe! Your own special brand of disease,
is in remission! Now, let us pray,
you still have a liver...haha
For that, that is in God's hands..."
Oh, come all ye faithful
Ye willing to step out
on a wing and a prayer
Oh, come ye believers
in miracles through
the doors of the Church
of the Methotrexate.
Bring your joints
afire here in
and may ye,
find healing
without
adverse
reactions
