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Post by vulture on Jul 23, 2015 22:55:17 GMT -6
What the hell did you just say? The hell you say! That's what you really just said to me? I'm not worthy of you if I don't quit smoking? Well, here. Let me quit right now. I mean it! Hang on. I'll just stub this last cigarette out in your drunken face.
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Post by aims on Aug 1, 2015 12:09:20 GMT -6
I just love this one I keep coming back and reading it and it makes me chuckle everytime!
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Post by vulture on Aug 1, 2015 21:25:15 GMT -6
That delights me. I was afraid the abrasive tone of it might overpower the hidden chuckle I was going for.
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Post by moseley on Aug 1, 2015 22:37:39 GMT -6
wait a minute, I think my vape is out of juice, I will have to get back with you...
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Post by moseley on Aug 1, 2015 22:38:11 GMT -6
now, could one vape vodka?
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Post by vulture on Aug 1, 2015 23:22:51 GMT -6
Ah, to hell with it. Smoke a dratted ciggie, Moseley. Yes, as a struggling smoker, myself, I'm the devil's advocate. LoL
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Post by vulture on Aug 1, 2015 23:28:00 GMT -6
This woman that lives across the hall, vapes constantly inside her cave. Then, comes outside onto our shared porch and hotboxes cigarettes several times a day in the heat. Sometimes, she coughs and hacks so much out there, I swear she's going to hock up a lung, or two. Sometimes, she's even puked out there she coughs so much. But, she smiles serenely while cleaning it up and says, "At least I don't smoke cigarettes inside my apartment. I vape in there." Well, yeah, I can see why you don't smoke cigs in your apartment,lady, is what I'm thinking...
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Post by aims on Aug 2, 2015 12:51:42 GMT -6
I sawa TVLand show where the scene was they were Vaping weed and I wondered if that was possible?
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Post by vulture on Aug 3, 2015 21:14:17 GMT -6
I honestly do not know if one can vape weed. However, I would imagine it would have to be in liquid or oil form, whatever it is, people put in vapes. I've not succumbed to that particular form of smoking nicotine, yet. I have surgery tomorrow, so I shouldn't be smoking cigarettes, at all. Yet, here I sit, smoking one of four I've allowed myself today. LoL But, I quit the strong Marlboro Black 100's I love two weeks ago and switched to these dratted Marlboro Gold 100's. I determined to quit again, for the last time, EVER!
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Post by phantasm on Aug 7, 2015 17:49:47 GMT -6
whoah, how'd the surgery go?
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Post by vulture on Aug 8, 2015 22:22:56 GMT -6
Excellent, for the most part. The last time, in May, my iris tried to roll out of the surgery incision. I don't know where it thought it was headed, nowhere to go but the back of my head...Scared the hell out of my surgeon and took fifteen minutes. This Tuesday, it took approximately ten minutes and the iris didn't try to abscond. Instead, half way through the surgery, the pupil decides, it doesn't care what the hell has been done to it to dilate it, it contracts to a pin point for the hell of it. I heard my doctor say, "I need epinephrine, now." A disembodied female voice queried, "You need what?" "Epinephrine! Her pupil went down to 2 mm. I can't see in here!!!" I lay very, very still, needless to say...Gigglegiggle Then, voila'. I know have a matching pair of rebooted eyes sans cataracts! Yay!!!!!!
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Post by moseley on Aug 19, 2015 2:43:08 GMT -6
vaping weed is like sleeping during sex....I mean why??+
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Post by phantasm on Aug 19, 2015 17:40:51 GMT -6
That's an interesting analogy, moseley.
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Post by heartfelt7 on Oct 12, 2015 11:54:40 GMT -6
Hey there - just looking around and finding some gems!!! Moseley has a point. If you have to vape Vodka, vape weed, or sleep during sex, what's the point? I would like to vape brownies though.
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Post by vulture on Oct 13, 2015 21:00:22 GMT -6
(straggles in still struggling to overcome her ciggie habit) Brownies? Did you say, brownies? Now, there's a gal after my own heart. But, I'd rather have them baked not vaped, if you please. Totally digging the comments and discussions!
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