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Post by anirbas on Sept 20, 2015 21:32:42 GMT -6
My children are grown and gone from the home My remaining eggs are old and stale
Yet, you young man prevail in asking if I'd like you to turn me into an animal
Specifically a cougar
Laughter escapes as I imagine the look on your sweet young face up close and personal if you ever had the honor of seeing me in the all together
My breasts are as low as my waist is thick and my ass has succumbed to the tick of time
See, this younger than I am looking face hides a lifetime of living this body has sustained
The reality would murder your tender fantasy I'm just not up to robbing babies of their dreams
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Post by heartfelt7 on Sept 28, 2015 11:27:22 GMT -6
Oh Stop!!! I'm not supposed to laugh out loud at the library!!!!! I can just imagine a BIG COUGAR SMILE on that "young face."
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Post by anirbas on Sept 30, 2015 19:27:27 GMT -6
Hehehehehe!!!! Mission accomplished, then!!!! Good to know I can still spin out a rib tickler! Thanks for the read and comments, dear Heart.
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Post by phantasm on Sept 30, 2015 21:19:26 GMT -6
I thought you and me were a cougar couple.
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Post by anirbas on Oct 2, 2015 20:26:15 GMT -6
Gigglegiggle. Good one! I knew when I saw you were the last person that posted, I'd find a bright and witty comment.
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Post by debo on Oct 4, 2015 3:47:47 GMT -6
Light hearted, but I can relate to this.
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