We Have To Keep Up With Society!

[phantasm]

Buy this shirt, buy that skirt!

Get your alpaca wool socks!

And for fucks sake, buy yourself a new suit from Nordstrom's!

You have to keep up with society, after all.

You're not seriously going to go out of the house wearing THAT, are you? Riiiiight???

Look at that guy walking down the street--

You should dress like him.

In fact, we should all copy everything he says and does.

That microscopic tuft of beard hair on his jawline, do you see that?

The one  about a centimeter or so from the hinge of his jaw.

Yeah, he makes that look good. We should all be doing that.

He's a successful businessman you know.

Do what he does and you too can be a success!

After all, we all have to keep up with society.

[phantasm]

(I am irritated at how we're all supposed to look around at what everybody else is doing and then imitate that.
Who's making the rules about how we're supposed to dress, anyway.........? I just had to vent.......)

[anirbas]

An excellent statement poem, Phantasm! And you used an expletive, too! Gave it a nice edginess.

Also, you should buy a selfie stick, too. So that you can post pics of yourself
in your new threads on Instagram, Facebook, etc...Hehehe