Post by anirbas on May 31, 2019 0:24:13 GMT -6
Bumble Bee Bumble Bee
Why did you do that to me?
I was minding my own business
Standing on the back porch deck
drinking coffee waiting for the dogs
to get to their business to poop and pee
It was a beautiful morning a light breeze
was doing its business and being a breeze
My silk wrapper billowed out light as a full sail
That innocent moment allowed you to assail me
Bumble Bee oh Bumble Bee why did you do that to me?
You're the one that flew under the wrapper. Not me! Not me!
Bumble Bee! Bumble Bee! Oh, Bumble Bee! Why? Why? Why me?
You should have been minding your business out in the field
with the flowers! Not snooping around sticking your nose
into my business of minding the dogs while they minded
their business and did their business like the good
dogs I trained them to be. Bee? Why, Bumble Bee?!
I was having a Zen moment good coffee great dogs
gorgeous sunrise over a green field fresh breeze
ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZZZZAP!
Not once, not twice, nor thrice, but five times!
Five times you heartlessly stung the blind tender
flesh of my unsuspecting back from shoulder to hip!
Setting me to flailing about blindly recklessly
A horrified electrified marionette scream dancing
across the broad deck ripping at my wrapper flinging it off!
Tearing the matching nightgown right from my brainless body!
My mind having checked out with the first soul searing zap!
Down to my underwear still screaming and flailing about
Until I heard an ahem from my neighbor across the fence
Bumble Bee. Bumble Bee! Oh, Bumble Bee! Why? Why me?
ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZZZZAP!
You struck me with lightning not once but five times!
You cost me my dignity and you poisoned my system!
Made me sick as hell laid up in bed for one long week!
Pumping Benadryl into my system to counteract your venom!
Moral of this story always tie the belt of your robe
Why did you do that to me?
I was minding my own business
Standing on the back porch deck
drinking coffee waiting for the dogs
to get to their business to poop and pee
It was a beautiful morning a light breeze
was doing its business and being a breeze
My silk wrapper billowed out light as a full sail
That innocent moment allowed you to assail me
Bumble Bee oh Bumble Bee why did you do that to me?
You're the one that flew under the wrapper. Not me! Not me!
Bumble Bee! Bumble Bee! Oh, Bumble Bee! Why? Why? Why me?
You should have been minding your business out in the field
with the flowers! Not snooping around sticking your nose
into my business of minding the dogs while they minded
their business and did their business like the good
dogs I trained them to be. Bee? Why, Bumble Bee?!
I was having a Zen moment good coffee great dogs
gorgeous sunrise over a green field fresh breeze
ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZZZZAP!
Not once, not twice, nor thrice, but five times!
Five times you heartlessly stung the blind tender
flesh of my unsuspecting back from shoulder to hip!
Setting me to flailing about blindly recklessly
A horrified electrified marionette scream dancing
across the broad deck ripping at my wrapper flinging it off!
Tearing the matching nightgown right from my brainless body!
My mind having checked out with the first soul searing zap!
Down to my underwear still screaming and flailing about
Until I heard an ahem from my neighbor across the fence
Bumble Bee. Bumble Bee! Oh, Bumble Bee! Why? Why me?
ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZzzzap! ZZZZZZAP!
You struck me with lightning not once but five times!
You cost me my dignity and you poisoned my system!
Made me sick as hell laid up in bed for one long week!
Pumping Benadryl into my system to counteract your venom!
Moral of this story always tie the belt of your robe
