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Post by anirbas on Dec 3, 2020 22:55:04 GMT -6
He said, "I want to go party with my friends." She said, "Go. Go party then. Take your shit and your stupid dog with you when you go."
He said, "What did the stupid dog ever do to you?" She said, "Not a god damned thing. Just like her unconscious human."
He said, "What is that supposed to mean? That I'm stupid?" She said, "No. It means you're too old for this shit."
(Throwing clothes and the canine into the family sized sedan)
He said, "Damn. I have to move the baby carrier from the backseat to your car. I am too old for this shit. Can I come home?"
She said, "You never left it."
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Dec 28, 2020 1:09:12 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by moseley on Dec 28, 2020 1:09:12 GMT -6
shit fire, that's attached
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Apr 29, 2021 23:53:23 GMT -6
Post by anirbas on Apr 29, 2021 23:53:23 GMT -6
Giggles. Inspired by Twentysomething Couples experiencing parenthood for the first time. Remember those days, mi compadre? Haha. Thanks for the read and comment, Moseley.
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