Dear Reverend Father,

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I'm trying to put this politely
Your gaze is quite unsightly
You look like a thing
I'd see behind me
Perhaps in a hallway,
Or on an abandoned grave,
In the deadest darkness of night
A pale, towering sight
Dimly lit by a sliver
Of otherworldly light
As the hairs raise on my neck,
I turn backward to see
This ghastly form of a figure
Staring back at me
And though my lips may form
A terrifying shriek,
I find there's nothing in me
But a small, ugly squeak.
And as this creature
Devours my flesh,
Soul to be eaten last
I can only pray to the Devil
That he quash your heartbeat fast.

[artolmaeus]

reading this again, I am reminded of the first Hangover movie or it may have been the second one, but the funny Korean guy, the character's name was Chow, and he said something about being left for dead in a hotel icebox after bumping some cocaine and it was "but did you die?"